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Life lesson: don't do meth with your plastic surgeon

A NYC plastic surgeon named Brian Jacobs had quite a run as a surgeon.  26 malpractice judgments and settlements over 8 years. (Source)

The most incredible accusation came from Brittany Hendricks. The ex-stripper accused the surgeon of awful plastic surgery while high on crystal meth.  The tale is the stuff of a movie script...

According to a deposition she prepared during her lawsuit, Jacobs set her up in an apartment near his office, where Hendricks, Jacobs, and the doctor's girlfriend smoked crystal meth for hours the night before the surgery. As the Voice reported last month, Jacobs and his girlfriend allegedly had sex in front of Hendricks and, when they couldn't get her to join in, allegedly asked her to videotape them. According to Hendricks's deposition, Jacobs partied till 4:30 in the morning, caught a few hours of sleep, and did a quick hit of crystal meth be- fore reporting to his office.

Later that day, Hendricks testified, Jacobs gave her a nose job that ultimately mutilated her and left one nostril permanently detached from her face. When she saw the work he had done, Hendricks went back to Jacobs's apartment in despair, where Jacobs allegedly shot her full of drugs and then had sex with her

The Ashlee

DOES ASHLEE SIMPSON TAKE PRIDE IN A PLASTIC SURGERY PROCEDURE named after her?  "The Ashlee" is the new lingo for a nose job that removes a hump in the bridge of the nose.

Ashlee Simpson's nose job last April was hardly a new approach to rhinoplasty.  Nearly all reputable facial plastic surgeons are using less invasive techniques that minimize telltale signs of plastic surgery: bandages for weeks and black eyes.  In fact, packing the nose full of tampon-like pads is a thing of the past, unless you're a boxer with a freshly broken nose.

Ashlee's far-from-discrete plastic surgeon, Beverly Hills' Raj Kanodia, told Us Weekly "that techniques like operating from inside the nose to avoid scarring leave patients bandage-free in five to seven days."

Problem we have is that her nose job is awful (see before and after nose job images below).  It robs Ashlee's face of any interesting characteristic and differentiator with her sister Jessica.

Jennifer Aniston nose job #2

Deviated septums are a Hollywood epidemic.  Or, at least, that's the infamous excuse given when a celebrity nose job is revealed. Come to think of it, how does a celeb think they'll get away with a nose job and not get noted for it?

Jennifer Aniston finally coped to getting a second nose job only when her plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia blabbed to US Weekly ("Jen's secret nose job") that Aniston was a nose job client on January 20th.  Anyone else smell a lawsuit (pun fully intended)?

I think this is a picture of Jennifer Aniston's new nose.

Jennifer Aniston is now breathing easier after two rhinoplasty procedures; not awful plastic surgery, but was her nose that bad circa 1990?   

Pictures of Jennifer Aniston in 1990 and 2007

Courtney Love plastic surgery addiction far from over

Courtney Love's New Year's resolution: "no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s"

Given how well Courtney has dealt with other addiction issues, we should expect to see a cosmetically enhanced Courtney Love within....

uhmm, wait, the word on the street is that Courtney had plastic surgery (rhinoplasty and lip augmentation surgery) just weeks prior to making this no more bad surgery declaration.

Courtney reportedly appeared at Hilary Swank's film premier for Freedom Writers looking puffy and very much is post-surgery recovery mode.  The lip surgery was performed to reverse the awful plastic surgery Courtney had in the past. 

Like the new look? 

For a reference point, here's a pic of Courtney doing the oh-so-familiar court room boogie:

Jordan aka Katie Price on breast implants

Katie Price British model, and actress (I'm a Celebrity,Get Me Out Of Here) and Playboy playmate said during an interview that her breast operations were for herself. Only herself. "In America no one would give a shit. Over here it's, 'Oh my God, you've had a boob job. Oh my gosh, you've had Botox.'" Isn't she quite young for Botox? (She has also had liposuction, on her thighs.) "I'm 27. If I feel it's right, I'll do it."  So, we are guessing that going from a 32 B to a 32FF just feels right.

She has written 2 autobiographies and has been quoted as saying  "I can't remember, to be honest," she says instantly. "It was years ago. I couldn't say how I felt. Unless it's in the book, I can't remember." 

She has successfully made her name (changed to Jordan) a tabloids regular by being outspoken about her sexual exploits, breast implants, plastic surgery and post-natal depression after one of the births of one of her children with some guy.. who knows which one?  I will leave you with one last quote:

"Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpner. I'm famous for my tits."

Pete Burns plastic surgery junkie?

UK's fur wearing Celebrity Big Brother and Dead or Alive singer got engaged to boyfriend Michale Simpson and is making the headlines.  But honestly, that is not really what we are interested in.  The gender bending singer of "You spin me round'" Pete Burns admits to four nose jobs, lip enlargement, Botox and "the odd glyceric acid peel".  But what we are wondering is what else has he done that he is not fessing up to? The brows are high and one might suspect a face lift.  Really awful, on a few levels.

Cindy Jackson is Britain's boring plastic surgery queen

How did it take us this long to learn about Cindy Jackson, "Britain's most surgically altered woman"?  To our readers, we owe an apology for the lack of commentary.

Cindy Jackson is no ordinary person who decided to get a nip&tuck.  No, she's more like our awful plastic surgery poster child (but hotter). 

Her plastic surgery procedures list is unbelievable (See below). Her look isn't awful, but just boring.  Imagine undergoing a dozen or so cosmetic treatments and transforming into a bore?

From Cindy Jackson's website, a list of her cosmetic surgery:

Eye lifts

Nose jobs

Cheek implants

Lip enhancement

Cosmetic Dentistry

Chin reduction

Jaw reshaped

Facelifts

Breast implants in                   

Breast implants out

Dermabrasion

Chemical peels

Fat transfers

Liposuction

Filler injections

Laser treatment

Howard Stern nose job was not a rumor

For those who subscribe to Sirius satellite radio (which we think rocks), Howard Stern made a revelation today that addressed a long-standing rumor.  Did Howard Stern get a nose job? 

Indeed Howard got a nose job with his driver (Ronnie the limo driver) looking on.

The fans of Howard had guessed that he was indeed the one who had "cosmetic surgery".  From the Stern site, fans voted as follows:

I've had cosmetic surgery...
THE FANS:
Howard 39.74%
Robin 22.49%
Fred 10.46%
And the revelation belongs to: HOWARD

Rather than show a pic of Howard's nose before and after, we opted for something closer to our theme of awful plastic sugery.

Chris Noth eyes are looking refreshed

Chris Noth, 51 is looking more refreshed and even younger on "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" in 2005 than he did when he played the same character in 1995 and as Mr. Big  in the HBO hit "Sex in the City".  Not exactly sure what he has done to his face. In the picture on the left he looks a bit younger, less tired. I am thinking eye lift- perhaps a neck lift.

Courtney Love attributes her sucess to a nose job

listen to Courtney say that the nose job is the reason she is successful in Hollywood.  There must be a new definition for the word success that I have not yet heard.  So, do we think that the only thing that Courtney has had done is her nose?

I am thinking that perhaps some micro-dermabrasion and glycolic peels have helped her skin texture- and then there are the obvious collagen injections for the lips.