Awful Plastic Surgery US

Beyonce avoids lipo...for now

Beyonce on the cover and pages of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue broadcasts an important message to other female celebs who dare not uncover in front of the camera.  Got for it. 

You don't need liposuction, to get into great shape, or to maintain a pesky diet to get ready for a swimsuit shoot. That is, as long as you've got airbrushing on your side.

Beyonce describes her bikini photo shoot as “...a little intimidating, in the beginning...The thing about Sports Illustrated is that they have real women in there, with real curves, so I didn’t feel the pressure of having to starve myself.” 

She left out the part about the benefit of having a great graphic artist on staff at SI.

The trouble with Beyonce doing this sexy shoot isn't simply that she's setting an unrealistic expectation of the female form for other females.  She's setting a ridiculous standard for Beyonce. 

Because the reality is Beyonce is a chunkster.  Don't believe it?  Here's Beyonce in swimsuit reality (according to Hollywood Tuna)

Yikes.  Clearly the graphic artist, not the camera, is Beyonce's best friend.  Beyonce may soon decide that lipo, fitness, and dieting need to take center stage in her life.

Catherine Zeta Jones headed for lipo land

Rumors are that Catherine Zeta Jones has new breast implants:

Harley Street plastic surgeon Apostolos Gaitanis said: "There is a considerable difference in the volume of the breasts. She has put weight on over the years but it looks suspiciously like she has had breast augmentation because the breasts are full and have more volume

Catherine Zeta Jones bikini clad body reveals that she's got more than a full chest.  She's packed on some pounds distributed across her mid-section, upper arms, chin, buttocks, and thighs.

For a reference point, here's Catherine's body in 1998 photo shot with Maxim.

Given the weight Catherine has added, seems like lipo land isn't too far off in the future. 

Does Catherine Zeta Jones need liposuction now? 

Who cares about bad plastic surgery; for Tara Reid bikini season has arrived!

Tara Reid is notorious for her lipo disaster and awful plastic surgery.

TMZ got their hands on Tara Reid paparazzi pics, showing off the bod in St. Baarts over the Christmas holiday.

 

Tara's got balls, so to speak.

Jordan aka Katie Price on breast implants

Katie Price British model, and actress (I'm a Celebrity,Get Me Out Of Here) and Playboy playmate said during an interview that her breast operations were for herself. Only herself. "In America no one would give a shit. Over here it's, 'Oh my God, you've had a boob job. Oh my gosh, you've had Botox.'" Isn't she quite young for Botox? (She has also had liposuction, on her thighs.) "I'm 27. If I feel it's right, I'll do it."  So, we are guessing that going from a 32 B to a 32FF just feels right.

She has written 2 autobiographies and has been quoted as saying  "I can't remember, to be honest," she says instantly. "It was years ago. I couldn't say how I felt. Unless it's in the book, I can't remember." 

She has successfully made her name (changed to Jordan) a tabloids regular by being outspoken about her sexual exploits, breast implants, plastic surgery and post-natal depression after one of the births of one of her children with some guy.. who knows which one?  I will leave you with one last quote:

"Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpner. I'm famous for my tits."

Cindy Jackson is Britain's boring plastic surgery queen

How did it take us this long to learn about Cindy Jackson, "Britain's most surgically altered woman"?  To our readers, we owe an apology for the lack of commentary.

Cindy Jackson is no ordinary person who decided to get a nip&tuck.  No, she's more like our awful plastic surgery poster child (but hotter). 

Her plastic surgery procedures list is unbelievable (See below). Her look isn't awful, but just boring.  Imagine undergoing a dozen or so cosmetic treatments and transforming into a bore?

From Cindy Jackson's website, a list of her cosmetic surgery:

Eye lifts

Nose jobs

Cheek implants

Lip enhancement

Cosmetic Dentistry

Chin reduction

Jaw reshaped

Facelifts

Breast implants in                   

Breast implants out

Dermabrasion

Chemical peels

Fat transfers

Liposuction

Filler injections

Laser treatment

Carmen Electra breast implants are really big

Carmen Electra is best known for the bounce of her boobs during episodes of Baywatch.  Yeah, she's a babe, but the breasts are clearly implants that are too big.  She shares this in common with Jenny McCarthy.

Carmen Electra's 5'3" frame was built to by nature to support smaller breasts.  Before her breast augmentation Carmen's chest measured a 32B.  After the breast implants she became a whopping 36DD.  She has said: "I do regret it sometimes. I had nice boobs before - they were small but nice."

To stay trim with a chest this large she had to emulate a stripper and create a workout video related to Striptease.

And her plastic surgery interests seem to be beyond breast implants.  She has said: "I hate my stomach. It's impossible to get it flat, and the area around my belly button drives me crazy."  Sounds like she is  insecure.There are no shortage of photos of her very flat stomach.  Perhaps she already had a mini-liposuction to get to that "problem" area? Maybe she felt she had to increase her breast size to make her waist look smaller?

I have heard rumors that besides the breast implants Carmen has also had an eye lift? Anyone have any comments on that one?

Tara Reid plastic surgery scars

Tara Reid, Hollywood Bad Girl needs to stop showing off her stomach. We realize that she is proud of her appearance and we would like to congratulate her on her self-confidence. However, for the rest of us that are watching, the visuals are disturbing.  The breast implants, whether they are soy bean oil or not, are just nasty. When she had that little dress incident we all got the chance to see them- scars and all.  But it is the liposuction scars on her stomach that are really a bit too much.  At least wear a one piece swim suit till the scars fade.

Evangeline Lily- did she have lipo?

I have heard that people who have lipo can have an increase in cellulite after the procedure- I wonder if the Lost star had a little suction before she started the show?

Now granted this is a back shot and could even not be her- but this is not the only photo that i have seen with similar results.

Jamie Lee Curtis has gone under the knife

The 57 year old star of movies such as Halloween, True lies and Christmas with the Kranks admits she has gone under the knife to improve her looks. "I've had a little plastic surgery. I've had a little lipo. I've had a little Botox. And you know what? None of it works. None of it."

For Botox specifically, Jamie Lee said in an ET interview, "You know what? You don't have an expression! All these actresses have these foreheads that look like Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum!"

Hmm- and does her forehead appear to have much expression?

Patricia Heaton could operate heavy machinery on Percacet after Surgery

Emmy award winning actor of the CBS hit show Everybody Loves Raymond and author of the book Motherhood and Hollywood : How to Get a Job Like Mine.  Has been upfront about all of her surgeries -breast lifts, tummy tuck and a mini face lift. She looks wonderful and is not afraid to talk about the procedures that make her look and feel so great.

"Plastic surgery is like the big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room," she says. "Everyone does it and apparently, no one is supposed to talk about it. I understand privacy, but when women come up to me who've also had four kids and cesareans and say 'My body's shot, but you look so great,' I'm not going to lie to them. I probably look better now than I have my whole life, including when I was 15. Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great thing they produced, their children, and I understand that. But on a personal level, it makes me feel better that my breasts are not down to my knees when I'm undressed in front of my husband."