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Courtney Love plastic surgery addiction far from over

Courtney Love's New Year's resolution: "no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s"

Given how well Courtney has dealt with other addiction issues, we should expect to see a cosmetically enhanced Courtney Love within....

uhmm, wait, the word on the street is that Courtney had plastic surgery (rhinoplasty and lip augmentation surgery) just weeks prior to making this no more bad surgery declaration.

Courtney reportedly appeared at Hilary Swank's film premier for Freedom Writers looking puffy and very much is post-surgery recovery mode.  The lip surgery was performed to reverse the awful plastic surgery Courtney had in the past. 

Like the new look? 

For a reference point, here's a pic of Courtney doing the oh-so-familiar court room boogie:

John Mayer holds secrets to Jessica Simpson plastic surgery rumors

The best person in the world to tell us whether Jessica Simpson has fake breasts is her new boyfriend John Mayer. 

My bet, based on this picture of her breast slippage (we think this is real!), it appears no; Jessica Simpson did not get implants.

Better yet, did or didn't Jessica Simpson get lip augmentation?  Some have suggested she's had restylane injections, others say collagen. 

Thanks to Mayer's and Simpson's public lip locking, he's the new authority on the subject. 

According to the Star magazine (JESSICA AND JOHN RING IN THE NEW YEAR!) coverage of Jessica and John's new year's eve partying:

The lovebirds then spent some time nuzzling and kissing, unafraid of showing friends. And finally, before John could leave Jessica again to party with his friends — ever the romantic — John grabbed Jessica's face in his giant hands, pulled her close and planted off their romance. With John's attention finally on Jessica, he even gave her a tender back scratch and rubbed her neck as she chatted with several kisses on her lips

Jordan aka Katie Price on breast implants

Katie Price British model, and actress (I'm a Celebrity,Get Me Out Of Here) and Playboy playmate said during an interview that her breast operations were for herself. Only herself. "In America no one would give a shit. Over here it's, 'Oh my God, you've had a boob job. Oh my gosh, you've had Botox.'" Isn't she quite young for Botox? (She has also had liposuction, on her thighs.) "I'm 27. If I feel it's right, I'll do it."  So, we are guessing that going from a 32 B to a 32FF just feels right.

She has written 2 autobiographies and has been quoted as saying  "I can't remember, to be honest," she says instantly. "It was years ago. I couldn't say how I felt. Unless it's in the book, I can't remember." 

She has successfully made her name (changed to Jordan) a tabloids regular by being outspoken about her sexual exploits, breast implants, plastic surgery and post-natal depression after one of the births of one of her children with some guy.. who knows which one?  I will leave you with one last quote:

"Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpner. I'm famous for my tits."

Pete Burns plastic surgery junkie?

UK's fur wearing Celebrity Big Brother and Dead or Alive singer got engaged to boyfriend Michale Simpson and is making the headlines.  But honestly, that is not really what we are interested in.  The gender bending singer of "You spin me round'" Pete Burns admits to four nose jobs, lip enlargement, Botox and "the odd glyceric acid peel".  But what we are wondering is what else has he done that he is not fessing up to? The brows are high and one might suspect a face lift.  Really awful, on a few levels.

Cindy Jackson is Britain's boring plastic surgery queen

How did it take us this long to learn about Cindy Jackson, "Britain's most surgically altered woman"?  To our readers, we owe an apology for the lack of commentary.

Cindy Jackson is no ordinary person who decided to get a nip&tuck.  No, she's more like our awful plastic surgery poster child (but hotter). 

Her plastic surgery procedures list is unbelievable (See below). Her look isn't awful, but just boring.  Imagine undergoing a dozen or so cosmetic treatments and transforming into a bore?

From Cindy Jackson's website, a list of her cosmetic surgery:

Eye lifts

Nose jobs

Cheek implants

Lip enhancement

Cosmetic Dentistry

Chin reduction

Jaw reshaped

Facelifts

Breast implants in                   

Breast implants out

Dermabrasion

Chemical peels

Fat transfers

Liposuction

Filler injections

Laser treatment

Donatella Versace's face: No comment necessary

A picture says a thousand words about Donatella....should awful Plastic Surgery be included within those words? 

Hunter Tylo Breast and Lip Implants

This once amazingly beautiful Soap Opera star is well on her way to plastic surgery oddity.  Her fake lips are as big as Lisa Rinna's and her breasts look like they were planted halfway down her chest.  All wrong. 

The Bold and the Beautiful actress should stop now- no more breast augmentation and stop with the collagen lip injections. The picture below is a 2001 before photo, please click here to get a more recent and awful plastic surgery photo. 

Lisa Rinna breasts and lips inflated

You can have big, plump, sexy lips that are natural- see Scarlett Johansson for a prime example.  Lisa Rinna's lips, in contrast, seem awful and questionable in their authenticity.  Perhaps her lips are having an allergic reaction to a bee sting...wait, not just one bee, but the entire bee colony.  Lisa Rinna also has a pair of ridiculous looking breasts. 

For those who don't know, Lisa Rinna is the pampered "Days of Our Lives" soap opera star (character name: Billie Reed) and celebrity dancer in ABC's Dancing with the Stars, and featured nude while pregnant in Playboy (September 1998).  Lisa is married to Harry Hamlin, of Veronica Mars "fame" (does anybody watch this show?).

In her recent Howard Stern Show appearance--actually call in--he pressed Lisa to confess to having plastic surgery for a breast lift and lip injections.  Howard's reason for asking this....how could a woman born in the early 1960's (1963), give birth to two children, and appear as svelte as she does on TV.

Instead, she avoided answering the charge, simply repeating the Lisa Rinna line "They're good aren't they".  So, we must ask, was her evasive response an admission that she is truly a victim of awful plastic surgery or is Lisa Rinna a natural miracle? 

Recent picture of Lisa Rinna:

Playboy cover picture of Lisa Rinna (boobs swollen from pregnancy):

Scarlett Johansson going under the knife?

The Match Point actress stated:

"Oh I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag, there's no fun in that.

Well, she certainly is not an old hag.

She is sexy. She says she feels sexy. We don't care if she has had lip augmentation or not.

Those lips are awfully sexy.

Candice Michelle boobs say GoDaddy?

You may recognize the model Candice Michelle from last year's controversial Superbowl ad campaign for GoDaddy.com. Or maybe you read Hot Rod magazine and saw Candice's spread.  Candice Michelle is the new "it" girl in the buxom model world.  But we think her breasts implants are an example of awful plastic surgery.  Wouldn't she be better off looking more her size?  She reminds us of Carmen Electra or Jenny McCarthy, both beautiful women who got breast augmentations that are outside the norm of their body frame size.  Candice's breast implants are on the Pam Anderson side of the spectrum (huge) and let's not forget the lips.  They're the wanna-be Angelina Jolie. 

Pout for the camera GoDaddy girl!