This past week we got to know Audrina Patridge a bit more intimately. Her nude photos purportedly for a Playboy tryout are now available across the web. A top viewing spot of Audrina's nudity is wwttdd.
At Awful Plastic Surgery US we simply want your opinion on one thing: Do you think Audrina Patridge has breast implants?
Jenna Jameson has decided cranking out additional porn flicks is in her past. So, what's a retired porn star to do? Dump the ridiculous breast implants for her natural breasts.
Jameson tells US Weekly that her motivation for the plastic surgery was due to a feeling that the breast implants made her feel "shy" and "uncomfortable". Shy? Aren't we talking about the star of Camera Sutra, I Love Lesbians 10,and Randy West's 1996 classic Cum One, Cum All.
I got my first breast augmentation at 19. I had beautiful, natural 34Cs, but I was in a career in which big boobs sell. And when you're 19, you make rash decisions. My first pair were saline Ds. Then I went to DDs in silicone. Then I went smaller to Ds in saline, because I was trying to take myself down slowly. When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I'd wear highnecked clothes - unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don't I be who I am and get my real ones back? I feel so empowered.
Now if Jenna can do something about those fish lips, she'd be a convincing porn star retiree.
Britney Spears comeback included a performance in Las Vegas where she entertained people of questionable intelligence...well, that's not so nice, let's just say people of poor taste. Also gave her the chance to don a silly cap and sweater combo.
Does the choice of Las Vegas coincide with her rumored return trips to the Fig clinic in Las Vegas for new injections of lipodissolve solution to get rid of her fat? If you believe in Star Magazine, Britney is undergoing repeated injections in a way to shed the pounds.
Is Britney's weight dropping or is she just catching more favorable camera angles?
Heidi Montag's new breast implants (reported by US Weekly) transform her cute, innocent look into a porn-star-wannabe. The Hollywood Gossip likes her busty augmentation, throwing out a "You go girl". Huh?
Perhaps I've got it wrong. You tell me, does Heidi Montag post-breast enlargement look sexy or simply trashy?
GEORGE CLOONEY ADMITS TO JULIA ROBERTS (in the softest interview of the entire Oscar event) that he's undergone blepharoplasty surgery. We think he should demand his money back from the plastic surgeon.
Before and after blepharoplasty surgery pictures of George Clooney prove that his trademark dark eye circles are still visible as are the eye bags.
George before the plastic surgery:
Clooney still looking tired after the bad eye lift:
Deviated septums are a Hollywood epidemic. Or, at least, that's the infamous excuse given when a celebrity nose job is revealed. Come to think of it, how does a celeb think they'll get away with a nose job and not get noted for it?
Jennifer Aniston finally coped to getting a second nose job only when her plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia blabbed to US Weekly ("Jen's secret nose job") that Aniston was a nose job client on January 20th. Anyone else smell a lawsuit (pun fully intended)?
I think this is a picture of Jennifer Aniston's new nose.
Jennifer Aniston is now breathing easier after two rhinoplasty procedures; not awful plastic surgery, but was her nose that bad circa 1990?
Pictures of Jennifer Aniston in 1990 and 2007
Sharon Stone isn't shy. She's clearly liberated from the concept of hiding the body behind these silly trappings called clothing. Witness her recent breast baring display for the cameras
But Sharon Stone's penchant for shock, fueled by her infamous crotch shot on film sometimes seems...well...sad. Because we really know that behind the glitz and glamour, Sharon Stone is just another girl.
But at awful plastic surgery we just wanna know, should Sharon Stone show off her breast implants? (those are implants, aren't they?)
BTW, breast image courtesy of my fav new celeb site Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Editors at the National Enquirer can't possibly shop at grocery stores. If they did, they wouldn't want to be
subjected to their recent cover images of celebrity cellulite.
The cover story is certainly intriguing and somehow appealing; celebrities indeed do get cellulite. Celebs are human. And guess what, they can't do a thing about the cellulite fat. Cellulite pills, cellulite sneakers, cellulite creams, and cellulite spa treatments are all bunk.
But life was good without seeing a superzoom of Nicollette Sheridan's chunky butt in the same place where I get tempted by Chunky candy bars (wait, is Chunky still available?).
I imagine Nicollette Sheridan (Desperate Housewives) is fuming over the focus on her buttocks region cuz she still looks good from the frontside [image]
Funny irony here is that Nicollette spent so much energy to fight charges and rumors that she's had facial plastic surgery, not that she's a cellulite poster child.
A few years ago in an Access Hollywood interview Nicollette explained:
"I am being accused of all this plastic surgery, which is absolutely not true," she says. "I just wanted to put an end to these rumors," she says. "I just wanted to prove it, so I went to a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills who examined my face and said... 'I can tell you haven't (had surgery), the signs of aging are on your face' (laughs)." [source: E online]
Perhaps she'll go back to the surgeon to get an opinion on her thighs and butt.
Tim Goodman blasts the celeb scene at the recent Golden Globes, comparing it to the casting call for the Golden Girls and dishing out harsh comments like "Jeremy Irons looked like they dug him out of the grave and gave him a tux." Ouch.
The Golden Globes represents a great parade of frozen faces paralyzed by Beverly Hills botox, pulled back from Rodeo drive plastic surgery, and Hollywood chemical peels.
3 Celeb frozen faces on parade at the awards ceremony included:
1. Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) who may be keeping off the wrinkles by getting fat
2. Eva Longoria's face is free of even a hint of line or wrinkle
3. Super closeup of Drew Barrymore shows...a hint of crow's feet, nada to any other signs of aging
pics courtesy of hfpa.org
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