This past week we got to know Audrina Patridge a bit more intimately. Her nude photos purportedly for a Playboy tryout are now available across the web. A top viewing spot of Audrina's nudity is wwttdd.
At Awful Plastic Surgery US we simply want your opinion on one thing: Do you think Audrina Patridge has breast implants?
Jenna Jameson has decided cranking out additional porn flicks is in her past. So, what's a retired porn star to do? Dump the ridiculous breast implants for her natural breasts.
Jameson tells US Weekly that her motivation for the plastic surgery was due to a feeling that the breast implants made her feel "shy" and "uncomfortable". Shy? Aren't we talking about the star of Camera Sutra, I Love Lesbians 10,and Randy West's 1996 classic Cum One, Cum All.
I got my first breast augmentation at 19. I had beautiful, natural 34Cs, but I was in a career in which big boobs sell. And when you're 19, you make rash decisions. My first pair were saline Ds. Then I went to DDs in silicone. Then I went smaller to Ds in saline, because I was trying to take myself down slowly. When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I'd wear highnecked clothes - unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don't I be who I am and get my real ones back? I feel so empowered.
Now if Jenna can do something about those fish lips, she'd be a convincing porn star retiree.
Heidi Montag's new breast implants (reported by US Weekly) transform her cute, innocent look into a porn-star-wannabe. The Hollywood Gossip likes her busty augmentation, throwing out a "You go girl". Huh?
Perhaps I've got it wrong. You tell me, does Heidi Montag post-breast enlargement look sexy or simply trashy?
Kelly Osbourne borders on calling her mom a victim of awful plastic surgery when she recently tells the Times that Sharon Osbourne has done too much plastic surgery
"Sometimes mum has gone too far with the Restylane and Botox and ended up looking extremely surprised
...The first time she had plastic surgery she didn't know how to explain it to us kids - we've got big mouths and she didn't want us to go around saying, 'Mummy's had a facelift', so she told us she was in an accident.
However, Kelly declares her mom's breast implants inspirational.
"I'm already planning my surgery. I just haven't got anything saggy yet! My mum's had just about everything you can have done, so I know the right and wrong way to do it."
Now that's a caring and loving daughter.
Sharon Stone isn't shy. She's clearly liberated from the concept of hiding the body behind these silly trappings called clothing. Witness her recent breast baring display for the cameras
But Sharon Stone's penchant for shock, fueled by her infamous crotch shot on film sometimes seems...well...sad. Because we really know that behind the glitz and glamour, Sharon Stone is just another girl.
But at awful plastic surgery we just wanna know, should Sharon Stone show off her breast implants? (those are implants, aren't they?)
BTW, breast image courtesy of my fav new celeb site Seriously? OMG! WTF?
I hated to watch reality program "Flavor of Love", yet I didn't miss an episode. What gives? Perhaps it was the character Miss New York --that is, tiffany pollard--who added enough spice to keep me from acting on the instinct to do something better for mankind (God, don't I have better things to do?).
Even high-brow reporters writing for the New York Times feel some need to justify their interest in Flavor and Miss New York:
What’s engrossing about “I Love New York” is exactly what was engrossing about “Flavor of Love,” the show’s progenitor, which starred Flavor Flav, a reality show veteran and onetime rap hypeman.... Both shows feature the oh-no-she-didn’t repertory company: those tireless shouters and boasters and brawlers who so saturate syndicated television with their theatrics that they deserve retainer fees, or at least a powerful union. This troupe is the making of “The Maury Povich Show,” “elimiDATE” and the trash-video Web site
Miss New York's appeal may be her ability to work the camera - her body curves are dramatic, namely her chest, and you can't help getting pulled in. Her voluptuous body also makes any thinking adult wonder, "are those things real?"
When posed this question during an interview, Miss New York attempted to deflect. Poorly. She talked about her weight fluctuation and how fat goes Now VH1 is shining the spotlight on Miss New York who appears in her own reality program.
Miss New York stated that "right now I am a bit busty and I guess all of my weight is going to my bust line and I'm not mad at it either." But then, when asked if she indeed had plastic surgery, Miss New York comes clearn (realizing the weight-gain-deflection didn't work) and admits to cosmetic enhancement.
"I sure did. And? I'm just playing baby. I get along with the twins right now. And we get a long fine and we look really good in out little blouses and stuff, so yes I did, I got my breast done."
Ok, now that we're being truthful, Miss New York, you went way too big on the implants.
Sidenote: VH1 said the Jan. 8 premiere of I Love New York brought in a network record of 4.4 million viewers
Rumors are that Catherine Zeta Jones has new breast implants:
Harley Street plastic surgeon Apostolos Gaitanis said: "There is a considerable difference in the volume of the breasts. She has put weight on over the years but it looks suspiciously like she has had breast augmentation because the breasts are full and have more volume
Catherine Zeta Jones bikini clad body reveals that she's got more than a full chest. She's packed on some pounds distributed across her mid-section, upper arms, chin, buttocks, and thighs.
For a reference point, here's Catherine's body in 1998 photo shot with Maxim.
Given the weight Catherine has added, seems like lipo land isn't too far off in the future.
Does Catherine Zeta Jones need liposuction now?
The best person in the world to tell us whether Jessica Simpson has fake breasts is her new boyfriend John Mayer.
My bet, based on this picture of her breast slippage (we think this is real!), it appears no; Jessica Simpson did not get implants.
Better yet, did or didn't Jessica Simpson get lip augmentation? Some have suggested she's had restylane injections, others say collagen.
Thanks to Mayer's and Simpson's public lip locking, he's the new authority on the subject.
According to the Star magazine (JESSICA AND JOHN RING IN THE NEW YEAR!) coverage of Jessica and John's new year's eve partying:
The lovebirds then spent some time nuzzling and kissing, unafraid of showing friends. And finally, before John could leave Jessica again to party with his friends — ever the romantic — John grabbed Jessica's face in his giant hands, pulled her close and planted off their romance. With John's attention finally on Jessica, he even gave her a tender back scratch and rubbed her neck as she chatted with several kisses on her lips
Adrianne Curry (America's Top Model contestant season 1, Playboy feb 2006, My Fair Brady on VH1) has come clean about getting breast implants. In her words (from her blog)
i just wanted to clarify that my breasts are NOT big. My left breast (the big guy) is only a half cup...maybe a tad more (it's still swelled up though) bigger then it used to be. The only reason I chucked an implant in there so I wouldnt have to put an implant in it when it started sagging naturally in a year or so. My right breast is 80% larger then it used to be. I only put 175 cc's in my left(smallest implant made), and 325 cc's in my right
You tell me...did she go too big?
[image: Maxim]
[image: Adrianne Curry's blog]
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