John Mayer holds secrets to Jessica Simpson plastic surgery rumors

The best person in the world to tell us whether Jessica Simpson has fake breasts is her new boyfriend John Mayer. 

My bet, based on this picture of her breast slippage (we think this is real!), it appears no; Jessica Simpson did not get implants.

Better yet, did or didn't Jessica Simpson get lip augmentation?  Some have suggested she's had restylane injections, others say collagen. 

Thanks to Mayer's and Simpson's public lip locking, he's the new authority on the subject. 

According to the Star magazine (JESSICA AND JOHN RING IN THE NEW YEAR!) coverage of Jessica and John's new year's eve partying:

The lovebirds then spent some time nuzzling and kissing, unafraid of showing friends. And finally, before John could leave Jessica again to party with his friends — ever the romantic — John grabbed Jessica's face in his giant hands, pulled her close and planted off their romance. With John's attention finally on Jessica, he even gave her a tender back scratch and rubbed her neck as she chatted with several kisses on her lips

Comments

[Traci]

JOHN please wake up!!!!

[alex]

They do look real, but they usually look awfully deformed and saggy, in a very weird way. And she's definitely had a lip augmentation. A bad one, too.