Awful Plastic Surgery US

Scarlett Johannson breasts felt up

The voluptuous star of soon to be released The Black Dahlia and whose breasts were recently felt up by Isaac Mizrahi at the Golden globes had this to say when he asked what she was wearing under her dress-

She replied, "Not much", he said: "Not much, except there's something going on underneath". As stunned fans looked on, the presenter cupped the star's breast in one hand and said: "It's built in, I just wanna feel it - oh, I just love that." 

What do you think he was talking about? Do you think that when he felt her breasts, Issac felt a breast implant and not just a built in bra for her natural breasts?

Bruce Jenner facelift is awful

18.5 million Americans watched the debut of the Fox program called Skating with Celebrities, 55-year-old ex-Olympic decathlon gold medalist Bruce Jenner and Tai Babilonia slowed down the mood with "Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong."

But, what was more disturbing was the tight un-natural look of Bruce Jenner's face.  Face lifts, eye lifts, brow lifts, too much Botox.  Scary. 

Stop now Bruce. Just awful.

Howard Stern nose job was not a rumor

For those who subscribe to Sirius satellite radio (which we think rocks), Howard Stern made a revelation today that addressed a long-standing rumor.  Did Howard Stern get a nose job? 

Indeed Howard got a nose job with his driver (Ronnie the limo driver) looking on.

The fans of Howard had guessed that he was indeed the one who had "cosmetic surgery".  From the Stern site, fans voted as follows:

I've had cosmetic surgery...
THE FANS:
Howard 39.74%
Robin 22.49%
Fred 10.46%
And the revelation belongs to: HOWARD

Rather than show a pic of Howard's nose before and after, we opted for something closer to our theme of awful plastic sugery.

Tatum O'Neal Tells All

After an incredibly tough childhood and the end of her 8 years of marriage to John McEnroe, Tatum O'Neal (A Paper life author and former dancer on ABC's Dancing with the Stars), is trying to move on.  Her tell-all novel is fascinating; an excerpt:

I remained Ryan’s companion on the Hollywood party circuit, growing inured to sex and drugs before I was in my teens. A needy little girl, still haunted by neglect, I clung to him and even to the women in his life—Bianca Jagger, Angelica Huston, Melanie Griffith, and many more. However, the more love I craved, the more distant and abusive he grew, emotionally and physically. The role I longed to play was never written into Ryan’s script: daughter. 

She's also speaking out about reported abuse from the ex-husband who admitted: “Well, it’s true I tweaked her nose but I do that to all my kids. It grabs someone’s attention but it hurts".  Huh?

I've run across other speculations over Tatum getting Botox or cosmetic enhancements.  My thoughts are, who cares, she's a classic beauty who deserves a break. 

Hunter Tylo Breast and Lip Implants

This once amazingly beautiful Soap Opera star is well on her way to plastic surgery oddity.  Her fake lips are as big as Lisa Rinna's and her breasts look like they were planted halfway down her chest.  All wrong. 

The Bold and the Beautiful actress should stop now- no more breast augmentation and stop with the collagen lip injections. The picture below is a 2001 before photo, please click here to get a more recent and awful plastic surgery photo. 

Kate Beckinsale Breast Evolution

The sexy British star of Underworld Evolution has denied the claims that she has had breast augmentation such as breast implants. 

"But I've not had a breast job. The moment those rumours started was when people saw my stretch marks. I don't know how people think you can go from eight stone to over 12 stone when you're pregnant and not get them. I've got stretch-marks everywhere."

Well, if she's admitting to have a stretch marks problem, it makes you wonder if she will have laser cosmetic surgery to remove the marks.  All this said, it seems like the boobs are quite full considering her slight frame. 

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Lauren Graham hopes to never have plastic surgery

It has been said of the Gilmore Girl hottie-

Lauren would like to return to the stage and hopes she will never have to do a Porky's movie or be asked to have plastic surgery.

Wonder if this statement meant not having plastic surgery as an acting role or in real life? Born in 1967, Lauren Graham may change her tune in a few years. Or is she yet another one of the people who do not consider Botox and cosmetic dentistry to be in the plastic surgery arena?

Britney Spears- worst dressed, worst breasts

Britney tops the Blackwell's 46th Annual Worst Dressed List and is called an "over-the-hill Lolita".  This is more than just the tacky dressing style it is the gratuitous shows of soft sloppy breasts spilling out of the top of her clothes too.   

Found a funny video on the progression of her implants.  Still awful and now we have the worst dressed list to back up our opinions.

Naomi Campbell- Black don't crack

Naomi Campbell, 35 year old supermodel, actress and author of the book Swan is still protesting that she has never had plastic surgery.  Naomi Campbell has said that she just has good genes. 

"I'm fed up with people saying I've had plastic surgery and lipo. I don't need it because black don't crack. My grandmother has fantastic genes and only has about one wrinkle."

Hmm. Do you think that cosmetic dentistry, teeth whitening and breast implants are considered plastic surgery? Do you think that teeth are totally natural? Is that a miracle bra or breast augmentation in the other photo?

Lisa Rinna breasts and lips inflated

You can have big, plump, sexy lips that are natural- see Scarlett Johansson for a prime example.  Lisa Rinna's lips, in contrast, seem awful and questionable in their authenticity.  Perhaps her lips are having an allergic reaction to a bee sting...wait, not just one bee, but the entire bee colony.  Lisa Rinna also has a pair of ridiculous looking breasts. 

For those who don't know, Lisa Rinna is the pampered "Days of Our Lives" soap opera star (character name: Billie Reed) and celebrity dancer in ABC's Dancing with the Stars, and featured nude while pregnant in Playboy (September 1998).  Lisa is married to Harry Hamlin, of Veronica Mars "fame" (does anybody watch this show?).

In her recent Howard Stern Show appearance--actually call in--he pressed Lisa to confess to having plastic surgery for a breast lift and lip injections.  Howard's reason for asking this....how could a woman born in the early 1960's (1963), give birth to two children, and appear as svelte as she does on TV.

Instead, she avoided answering the charge, simply repeating the Lisa Rinna line "They're good aren't they".  So, we must ask, was her evasive response an admission that she is truly a victim of awful plastic surgery or is Lisa Rinna a natural miracle? 

Recent picture of Lisa Rinna:

Playboy cover picture of Lisa Rinna (boobs swollen from pregnancy):