Jessica Simpson is getting divorced and her sister Ashlee is not feeling well, so we'll tone down our comments.
However, it was a bit creepy to watch a show about Jessica's curvaceous figure (was it VH1?) and have her father Joe (a minister at that) comment on his daughter's chest. He was eager to point out that Jessica's boobs are 100% real. Regardless of whether the breasts are fake or real, this is definitely twisted.
You tell us, are her boobs awful or awfully good?
However, it was a bit creepy to watch a show about Jessica's curvaceous figure (was it VH1?) and have her father Joe (a minister at that) comment on his daughter's chest. He was eager to point out that Jessica's boobs are 100% real. Regardless of whether the breasts are fake or real, this is definitely twisted.
You tell us, are her boobs awful or awfully good?
And, real or fake, Jessica is sure is proud of them...


Jessica's boobs are real! Come on, she's lucky to have great genes. I kind of think she could use a reduction, but that'll have to wait until she has a baby someday. Now I wonder who she'll marry next?
Posted by: Amy Stanton | January 02, 2006 at 10:49 PM
I am sooooo sick of this ricch, goddy people trying to make themselves look better. I mean god, that makes us REAL girls look bad. Jessica Simpson is ALL fake. She looks COMPLETELY different from when she became famous. Along with J-LO. They are all fake when they are famous becasue they all have money. They do it for more attention, and to feel better about themselves. They were obviously ugly and depressed before, or they would have never got it in the first place.
Posted by: Tina | January 12, 2006 at 07:53 PM
Jessica is all real.. you all are just jelous and need to get a life.
I love her so stop being an ass hole and commenting on people u dont like. If u didnt like then u wouldnt be wating ur time on her.
Shes all real.. now her lips.. eh?
Posted by: Kirstin | May 01, 2006 at 06:39 PM
I think she got an augmentation, but hey why not? she had big boobs young and they started to sag early. I think she got a couple of small implants and a lift to round her out and lift her a bit. She didn't need huge implants because she always had boobs. But I do think they're there. I have implants so I'm honed in on The Look!
Posted by: Suzanne | July 14, 2006 at 07:57 AM
i think her boobs must be real and looks awful
Posted by: fridasmadmadame | October 08, 2006 at 08:27 PM
She had a face lift before but it went bad.
Posted by: . | November 25, 2006 at 07:21 AM
The key to knowing if breasts are fake or not is when the breasts are squeezed together. If they can't come together or if there is a space within the cleavage they are fake, fake, fake. I notice Jessica doesn't try to squeeze them together anymore because it was a dead giveaway. You can fake the breasts but you can't fake the cleavage.
Posted by: Marilyn | March 09, 2007 at 03:57 PM
Real or not, Jessica Simpson is nasty!!! Bigger boobs doesn't always mean better! Some big breasted women have UGLY, FLOPPY boobs instead of sm-med perky ones. If they're floppy now wait until she gets older, gravity is a bitch!
Posted by: gardenfairy7 | June 03, 2008 at 03:24 PM