Awful Plastic Surgery,
Bad plastic surgery,
or no surgery at all?

Audrina Patridge - Are those boobs real?

This past week we got to know Audrina Patridge a bit more intimately.  Her nude photos purportedly for a Playboy tryout are now available across the web.  A top viewing spot of Audrina's nudity is wwttdd

At Awful Plastic Surgery US we simply want your opinion on one thing: Do you think Audrina Patridge has breast implants?

Audrina Patridge breast shot

Life lesson: don't do meth with your plastic surgeon

Stripper claims bad nose jobA NYC plastic surgeon named Brian Jacobs had quite a run as a surgeon.  26 malpractice judgments and settlements over 8 years. (Source)

The most incredible accusation came from Brittany Hendricks. The ex-stripper accused the surgeon of awful plastic surgery while high on crystal meth.  The tale is the stuff of a movie script...

According to a deposition she prepared during her lawsuit, Jacobs set her up in an apartment near his office, where Hendricks, Jacobs, and the doctor's girlfriend smoked crystal meth for hours the night before the surgery. As the Voice reported last month, Jacobs and his girlfriend allegedly had sex in front of Hendricks and, when they couldn't get her to join in, allegedly asked her to videotape them. According to Hendricks's deposition, Jacobs partied till 4:30 in the morning, caught a few hours of sleep, and did a quick hit of crystal meth be- fore reporting to his office.

Later that day, Hendricks testified, Jacobs gave her a nose job that ultimately mutilated her and left one nostril permanently detached from her face. When she saw the work he had done, Hendricks went back to Jacobs's apartment in despair, where Jacobs allegedly shot her full of drugs and then had sex with her

Jenna Jameson breast implants are gone

Jenna Jameson has decided cranking out additional porn flicks is in her past. So, what's a retired porn star to do?  Dump the ridiculous breast implants for her natural breasts.

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Jameson tells US Weekly that her motivation for the plastic surgery was due to a feeling that the breast implants made her feel "shy" and "uncomfortable".  Shy? Aren't we talking about the star of Camera Sutra, I Love Lesbians 10,and Randy West's 1996 classic Cum One, Cum All.

I got my first breast augmentation at 19. I had beautiful, natural 34Cs, but I was in a career in which big boobs sell. And when you're 19, you make rash decisions. My first pair were saline Ds. Then I went to DDs in silicone. Then I went smaller to Ds in saline, because I was trying to take myself down slowly. When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I'd wear highnecked clothes - unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don't I be who I am and get my real ones back? I feel so empowered.

Now if Jenna can do something about those fish lips, she'd be a convincing porn star retiree.

Granny goes for the thong

Not sure this should be legal.  Thong after 40 is just wrong.Justwrong

Parade of celebrity nose jobs

Celebrity plastic surgery video was good enough watch to the end.  Lot's of rhinoplasty, nothing mind blowing.  Music saves it.

Britney Spears in Vegas to continue dissolving her fat?

Britney Spears comeback included a performance in Las Vegas where she entertained people of questionable intelligence...well, that's not so nice, let's just say people of poor taste.  Also gave her the chance to don a silly cap and sweater combo.

Does the choice of Las Vegas coincide with her rumored return trips to the Fig clinic in Las Vegas for new injections of lipodissolve solution to get rid of her fat?  If you believe in Star Magazine, Britney is undergoing repeated injections in a way to shed the pounds.

Is Britney's weight dropping or is she just catching more favorable camera angles?

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Heidi Montag's Breasts: Trashy or Sexy?

Heidi Montag's new breast implants (reported by US Weekly) transform her cute, innocent look into a porn-star-wannabe.  The Hollywood Gossip likes her busty augmentation, throwing out a "You go girl".  Huh?

Perhaps I've got it wrong.  You tell me, does Heidi Montag post-breast enlargement look sexy or simply trashy?

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George Clooney needs a new plastic surgeon

GEORGE CLOONEY ADMITS TO JULIA ROBERTS (in the softest interview of the entire Oscar event) that he's undergone blepharoplasty surgery.  We think he should demand his money back from the plastic surgeon. 

Before and after blepharoplasty surgery pictures of George Clooney prove that his trademark dark eye circles are still visible as are the eye bags.

George before the plastic surgery:
George clooney before blepharoplasty

Clooney still looking tired after the bad eye lift:

Clooney eyelid surgery

The Ashlee

DOES ASHLEE SIMPSON TAKE PRIDE IN A PLASTIC SURGERY PROCEDURE named after her?  "The Ashlee" is the new lingo for a nose job that removes a hump in the bridge of the nose.

Ashlee Simpson's nose job last April was hardly a new approach to rhinoplasty.  Nearly all reputable facial plastic surgeons are using less invasive techniques that minimize telltale signs of plastic surgery: bandages for weeks and black eyes.  In fact, packing the nose full of tampon-like pads is a thing of the past, unless you're a boxer with a freshly broken nose.

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Ashlee's far-from-discrete plastic surgeon, Beverly Hills' Raj Kanodia, told Us Weekly "that techniques like operating from inside the nose to avoid scarring leave patients bandage-free in five to seven days."

Problem we have is that her nose job is awful (see before and after nose job images below).  It robs Ashlee's face of any interesting characteristic and differentiator with her sister Jessica.

Ashleesimpsonafternosejob

Ashleesimpsonbeforenosejob

Beyonce avoids lipo...for now

Beyonce on the cover and pages of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue broadcasts an important message to other female celebs who dare not uncover in front of the camera.  Got for it

You don't need liposuction, to get into great shape, or to maintain a pesky diet to get ready for a swimsuit shoot. That is, as long as you've got airbrushing on your side.

Beyonce sports illustrated air brushed

Beyonce describes her bikini photo shoot as “...a little intimidating, in the beginning...The thing about Sports Illustrated is that they have real women in there, with real curves, so I didn’t feel the pressure of having to starve myself.” 

She left out the part about the benefit of having a great graphic artist on staff at SI.

The trouble with Beyonce doing this sexy shoot isn't simply that she's setting an unrealistic expectation of the female form for other females.  She's setting a ridiculous standard for Beyonce. 

Because the reality is Beyonce is a chunkster.  Don't believe it?  Here's Beyonce in swimsuit reality (according to Hollywood Tuna)

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Yikes.  Clearly the graphic artist, not the camera, is Beyonce's best friend.  Beyonce may soon decide that lipo, fitness, and dieting need to take center stage in her life.




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